If you’re new here, you may want to subscribe to my RSS feed. Thanks for visiting!This week, I got two phone calls from telemarketers of this cash loans firm.
Day 1:
Male telemarketer: Hello, is this Mr. Arbert (sic) Bernardo?
Me: (oh no, not again). Yeah, speaking.
MT: Hi, sir, this is *name of telermarketer* for *name of [...]
Love is better expressed through songs. Here’s one in Japanese.
Uta Utai no Ballad
Bank Band
ah, utau koto wa/muzukashii koto janai
tada koe ni mi wo makase/atama no naka wo karappo ni suru dake
ah, me wo tojireba/mune no naka ni utsuru
natsukashii omoide ya/anata to no mainichi
hontou no koto wa/uta no naka ni aru
itsumo nara terekusakute ienai koto mo
kyou [...]
This is a must-see video! Guaranteed laughter!
WaT - TOKIMEKI?DooBeeDooUploaded by Akira_Shock
(How gay can they get? =P Ha ha ha!)
Need I elaborate?
Got this via SMS at an ungodly hour (1:58AM) from an unknown source.
Lord,
Kung wala kayong ibibigay na ka-date sa akin ngayong Valentines…
Please…
Dapat lahat ng friends ko,
Wala rin!
Damay-damay na to! Wa ha ha ha!
I almost threw the phone away. Almost.
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